Sunday, February 17, 2013

Walking Dead...

Today is Sunday which means it's WALKING DEAD tonight. Since I work every sunday night I don't get to watch it until Monday when it makes it to my On Demand list. However I spend pretty much every sunday thinking about what would it be like if the zombie apocalypse did happen. I used to be terrified of zombies, I couldn't watch ANYTHING that had zombies in it. Then this new show "The Walking Dead" started and I was dating a guy who LOVED everything zombie. He wanted me to watch it with him so I obliged and could barely make it through the first 2 episodes. Even then I was watching through my fingers because my hands were over my face. Now that I've had more exposure I'm not terrified, I still wouldn't WANT the zombie apocalypse to happen but if it does I know I'd totally kick some ass! I'd make sure I had some nice stretchy jeans so I could run and move easily, I'd rock my favorite boots. Get myself a compound bow so I could be hardcore like Daryl. I'd probably also rock some dreads cause lets be honest aint no body got time for hair care when we be fightin zombies. Of course you'd have to have some pretty good knowledge of how to bust out a fire without matches. Make a shelter out of sticks, leaves, moss or whatever else is around. If I was really ambitious I'd probably try and build some kind of tree canopy, shelter cause aint no zombies climbin no trees! I think I'd probably pee my pants if the zombie apocalypse happened but then I'd swallow my fear grab a hold of my balls and kick some serious zombie ass!

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